Naughty little blogger

Well I haven't been getting off to such a good start neglecting my poor blog so much in it's first month of existence.

I know no excuses will do but heres mine anyway:

- I've been working really hard at the office trying not to get fired.

- I've been going through a particularly tired spot in my pregnancy.

- I've been stressing heaps about money and the future.

I've made peace with alot of things and am feeling alot better now and will start doing some more regular posts from now on.

Man wakes up in coffin at his own wake

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/01/21/1200764121109.html

Now sleeps with one eye open and will never trust his family again...

I never thought I would say this but...

Oh my god I want a pair of crocs!!!!!!!!!

I want. I want. I want.

And guess who's birthday is coming up...

These aren't even slightly hideous.

How come noone told me crocs made such cute shoes.

Re-enactment of my morning

Andy: “Honey”

Me: *grunt*

Andy: “Baby it’s time to wake up”

Me: (doing a stunning impression of a sullen teenager) “Why should I”

Andy: “Cos you have to go to work”

Me; *laugh* “No I don’t today is a weekend”

Andy: “No it’s not today is Friday”

Me: *puts pillow over head and rolls over to go back to sleep*

Andy: “Sweetie you HAVE to get up now or you’re going to be late”

Me: “How do you know today is a Friday”

Andy: “Cos I looked on my phone”

Me: *totally crushed* Oh Fuck! (Obviously beaten by his logic)



Now there’s a point where you’ve got to wonder; why does he put up with me?

I have a lovely boyfriend.

Although I’m still certain today is meant to be a Saturday.

Top News

Breaking News is always of the highest importance...

Sell outs?

Nudie have partnered with McDonalds. Am I the only one who finds that slightly disturbing.

(Nudie is a brand who make natural fresh juices)

Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.

These are a few of my favourite things:

• Fashion
• My boyfriend
• Sitting in café’s in the sunshine
• Over the top costume jewellery
• Brightly coloured magazine spreads
• Books
• Cuddles
• Puppies and Kittens
• Friends
• Inane Celebrity Gossip
• My mum’s cooking
• The bush
• Tattoos
• Unrealistic hair colours
• The beach
• Fun hats
• Inspirational Blogs
• Bed
• Mangoes
• Nature photos
• Beautiful hippy girls in petticoats
• Beer gardens with friends on a lazy day
• Intricate notebooks
• Photogrphy
• Love
• Chocolate Brownies
• Poetry

Messing With Mondays #1

Well everyone knows how awful Monday's are, having to wake up to an alarm clock after two blissful days of slumber, trying to get your brain into gear, being pushed and shoved by people on the train on the way into work, being ready to go back to bed by 10 in the morning.

Awful, Awful, Awful.  Personally I've had enough and I think we all need to do our bit to make Monday's nicer.  Not just for ourselves but for the world around us.

Every Monday I'll leave five tips on how to improve your day and everyone elses.  I invite all of you to leave your tips in the comments below.

#1 - Smile at everyone you see.

#2 - Make yourself a nutritious breakfast and take the time to sit and enjoy it

#3 - Wear your favourite underwear

#4 - Give yourself a treat - A chocolate muffin for morning tea or even just a few extra scoops in your milo

#5 - Buy or pick some flowers to brighten up your home, work or bedroom.

My fashion gene is defect

Before becoming pregnant dressing up was one of my favourite things to do.

Lately nothing inspires me, when I go shopping I can't find anything I like (which is great financially) and none of the clothes in my wardrobe seem quite right.

I'm not quite at the stage where I need maternity clothes yet but I'm feeling a bit fat and bloated so my clothes don't sit quite right.

It's only to weeks to go until my birthday and I want to find something fun and glamorous to wear but I am an idea free zone.

Throw me ideas people.

Gross Pregnancy lesson off the day:

So I was browsing through a pregnancy message board when I come accross a post titled "Mucous Plug" I texted my sister to ask what it is and her reply was "you don't want to know"

She's right, I don't! Neither do you.

Why is making babies so gross!!!

And where is my glow?