Andy: “Honey”
Me: *grunt*
Andy: “Baby it’s time to wake up”
Me: (doing a stunning impression of a sullen teenager) “Why should I”
Andy: “Cos you have to go to work”
Me; *laugh* “No I don’t today is a weekend”
Andy: “No it’s not today is Friday”
Me: *puts pillow over head and rolls over to go back to sleep*
Andy: “Sweetie you HAVE to get up now or you’re going to be late”
Me: “How do you know today is a Friday”
Andy: “Cos I looked on my phone”
Me: *totally crushed* Oh Fuck! (Obviously beaten by his logic)
Now there’s a point where you’ve got to wonder; why does he put up with me?
I have a lovely boyfriend.
Although I’m still certain today is meant to be a Saturday.
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